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Above: The Grip and Male's Kidhouse ride as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Grip and Male's Kidhouse
August 15, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero fields (from Tom Sawyer)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Male's Kidhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to queue for this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this ride, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- During inclement weather, this ride may run backwards.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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