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A powerful view of Grip and Male's Kidhouse when it's inundated in fog
Grip and Male's Kidhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 30 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Male's Kidhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Boredom may occur.
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