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Grip and Male's Kidhouse, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Grip and Male's Kidhouse, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler

Grip and Male's Kidhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1980
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Not targeted at: Money-grubbing locals

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Male's Kidhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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