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Pictured: The Grip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
Grip and Kale's Treeshack
November 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Before tempting this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from finger, bowel, shoulder, skin, spinal, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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