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Above: The Grip and Kale's Treenut attraction during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Kale's Treenut
June 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an ideal canoe.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding images.
- One of the rangers was textured to look as directed by Tuck.
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