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Above: The Grip and Kale's Treenut attraction during construction
Grip and Kale's Treenut
June 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three and a half pirates
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Kale's Treenut is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
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