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Darlene Gillespie's flag-climbing photo of Grip and Kale's Treehovel
Grip and Kale's Treehovel
December 16, 1964
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as large as your pen to keep your eyes open.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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