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The Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction at midday
Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse
November 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something longer.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or cardiac, lycanthropic, viral, finger, blood, or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Some people believe that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
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