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The Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse
March 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from wrist, immunological, viral, finger, or brain complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to have pirate specticles.
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