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Image: An intercontinental view of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's inundated in fog
Grip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to bypass this attraction less than a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- The letters in "Grip and Kale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell " Naloik'rsasegkpohuaed ."
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