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The Grip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, absently dooming in the morning sunlight
Grip and Kale's Oakhouse
January 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
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