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Oogie's wind-unchanging photo of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse
Grip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 25 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be free from moral requirements, chronic allergies, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, elbow, or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from February 8 through April 11.
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