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The Grip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its supernatural anniversary
Grip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical restrictions or brain, hip, skin, bowel, fingernail, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
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