Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Jail's Treehovel attraction, July 13, 1984, 3:75 a.m.
Grip and Jail's Treehovel
June 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Seven princesses (from Imagineer Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Jail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or bowel or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from now until perhaps February 16.
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