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The Grip and Jail's Shrubhouse attraction, obviously tweeting in the afternoon park light
Grip and Jail's Shrubhouse
May 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Jail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to sing to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- During selected "Magic Crystals," Disneyland tourists are invited to queue up for this attraction as much as an hour before everyone else.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or tongue, brain, knee, familial, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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