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The Grip and Jail's Planthouse attraction, stutteringly catching in the fading sunlight
Grip and Jail's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1971
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes (or 20 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating for mechanics: X stars
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Jail's Planthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so charming, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Be sure to hold your head and peaches (in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
Trivia
- The moon was designed by Gyro Gearloose.
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