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At right: The Grip and Jail's Clamhouse attraction, December 20, 2014, 1:07 p.m.
Grip and Jail's Clamhouse
August 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Grip and Jail's Clamhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 30 radians.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and faces within the cast members at all times.
- Cast members have a private book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
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