Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Hale's Treeshack attraction during refurbishment
Grip and Hale's Treeshack
June 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Hale's Treeshack is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary requirements, inappropriate headgear, '50s haircuts, or kidney, hip, finger, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 2 until something like May 30.
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