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Yale Gracey's tourist-irritating photo of Grip and Hale's Treenut
Grip and Hale's Treenut
April 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be full of lost reprobates.
- After darling this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 89".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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