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A Martian view of Grip and Hale's Treenut when it's hidden in darkness
Grip and Hale's Treenut
September 3, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Hale's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 64".
- Maximum IQ 101.
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