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The Grip and Hale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Grip and Hale's Treehovel
October 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Hale's Treehovel is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or clothing or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to buy custom harnesses.
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