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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction after a picnic.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- The trees near this attraction are filled with feral cats.
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