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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 30, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- Be sure to hold your children and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Glove of The World Of TRON.
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