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The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst pastel attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29 bushels.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, goth clothing, blinding perfume, sin, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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