Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Grip and Hale's Oakhouse
August 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Grip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and endlessly whining).
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