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The Grip and Hale's Captivehouse attraction at midday
Grip and Hale's Captivehouse
July 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Hale's Captivehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 25".
- Contains holographic images.
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