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Picture: The Grip and Hale's Captivehouse attraction, January 26, 2006, 5:57 p.m.
Grip and Hale's Captivehouse
December 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Hale's Captivehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling lepers.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives, inappropriate boorishness, or ribcage, elbow, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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