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The Grip and Hale's Bushhouse dark ride as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Grip and Hale's Bushhouse
November 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Grip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be full of Shriners.
- After going on this dark ride, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unexpected weather, this dark ride may melt.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This dark ride's theme actually tunnels below the ground.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last room.
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