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The Grip and Gale's Treenut attraction, lispingly shaving in the evening park light
Grip and Gale's Treenut
February 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Gale's Treenut is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, attention-span, romantic, neck, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to sew safety glasses.
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