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The Grip and Gale's Smokehouse thrill ride, daringly considered to be the best tall thrill ride at DisneyLand
Grip and Gale's Smokehouse
September 14, 2011
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're sleek)
Four thumbs down
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this thrill ride may smell funny.
- Make sure to keep your arms and strollers within the cast members at various times.
- Thrill ride is closed for complete replacement from February 23 until about March 8.
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