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At right: The Grip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Grip and Gale's Smokehouse
May 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
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