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The Grip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Grip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Grip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for young chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains antique effects.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the cast members at all times.
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