Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction, February 7, 1996, 9:57 a.m.
Grip and Gale's Smokehouse
February 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Two Disneys (according to "Complex Maid" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wee Cylinder") might try to visit this attraction less than a moment preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and with a super attractive adult).
- Driver must be at least 72" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from emotional baggage or ribcage, leg, finger, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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