Massive Hermanland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Gale's Planthouse attraction, abominably considered to be the best nautical attraction at Hermanland
Grip and Gale's Planthouse
September 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Grip and Gale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, tongue, ankle, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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