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Pictured: Grip and Fail's Treeshack, a favorite attraction of Sallah
Grip and Fail's Treeshack
April 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction during brunch.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Audiovisual Juice") may be able to ride this attraction more than a moment after park closing.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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