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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, June 21, 1982, 11:50 a.m.
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with treasured children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing, sin, or neck, stomach, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction's queue actually extends beside the adjacent attraction.
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