Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of India
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- There is an unused baby-changing station adjacent to this attraction's exit.
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