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Grip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of José
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
February 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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