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Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
December 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve vans.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal complete replacement from November 1 until perhaps May 25.
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