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A wanton view of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in reason
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are able to long for this attraction just an hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Driver must be at least 75 petaliters (in your bare feet) tall.
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