Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, merrily considered to be the premier golden ride at Disneyland
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction tikis
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, you'll want to try something longer.
- Minimum height 48".
- Shortest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses away from the ride at various times.
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