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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, December 6, 1994, 8:40 p.m.

Above: The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, December 6, 1994, 8:40 p.m.

Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1992
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Rating for happy fanboys: X pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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