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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a star
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
September 2, 1989
As long as Samuel Clemens's skipper
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- This ride's stage actually reaches beneath the river.
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