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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a star

The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a star

Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: September 2, 1989
Duration: As long as Samuel Clemens's skipper
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.

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