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Chip's fool-educating photo of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Above: Chip's fool-educating photo of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1963
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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