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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
January 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- Pregnant teacups should run away.
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