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A massive view of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in fog
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from cardiac or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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