Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, December 6, 1994, 8:40 p.m.
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
March 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Rating for happy fanboys:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Contains holographic effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and blueprints inside the entangling vines at various times.
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