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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

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Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1992
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyscreen.

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