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Image: The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly missing in the morning moonlight
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter reviews
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to singing farm animals.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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