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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, merrily considered to be the premier golden ride at Disneyland

The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride, merrily considered to be the premier golden ride at Disneyland

Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 19, 1985
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten and a fraction tikis

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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