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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly missing in the morning moonlight

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Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1984
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Eight and a quarter reviews

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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