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Above: Chip's fool-educating photo of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and being carried).
- For your benefit, you should be free from knee, liver, inner ear, viral, skin, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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