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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse ride during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests may explain your friends.
- Minimum height 40".
- Shortest guest must be at least 60" (on tiptoes) tall.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Fritz was reportedly on hand to dedicate this ride on its opening day.
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