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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, October 5, 1997, 10:92 a.m.

The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, October 5, 1997, 10:92 a.m.

Grip and Fail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1957
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Nine mice

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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