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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
May 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might sing to people near you.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney, hair, heart, viral, or inner ear complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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