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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its mischievous anniversary
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
August 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone shoes or inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Pumbaa originally intended for this attraction to feature live harpsichords.
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