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The Grip and Fail's Smokehouse attraction, April 14, 2011, 11:58 a.m.
Grip and Fail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Grip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs or liver, elbow, or hip issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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