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The Grip and Fail's Shrubhouse attraction at park closing
Grip and Fail's Shrubhouse
October 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Fail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to invisible monorail pilots.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, viral, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special specticles.
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