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The Grip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

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Grip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 17, 1978
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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