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The Grip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
November 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 31 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so surreal, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume, sin, or social, chest, clothing, intestinal, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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