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Photo: The Grip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and strollers within the other guests at appropriate times.
- One of the clocks was textured to look in memory of Chernabog.
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