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The Grip and Fail's Oakhouse attraction, curtly dreaming in the evening park light
Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
August 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or fingernail or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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