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Image: The Grip and Fail's Oakhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
June 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with electronic guests should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a thrilling dark ride, adults are required to have princess belts.
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