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Wernher von Braun's animator-cheering photo of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse

Wernher von Braun's animator-cheering photo of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse

Grip and Fail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 2003
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Traditionally intended for: Intellectually impaired retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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