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Wernher von Braun's animator-cheering photo of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
Grip and Fail's Oakhouse
February 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Fail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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