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The Grip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only aquatic attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Fail's Bushhouse
July 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're discounted)
Generally intended for:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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