Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Bale's Treehovel ride, June 16, 2000, 2:58 p.m.
Grip and Bale's Treehovel
August 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the objective of Grip and Bale's Treehovel is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this ride second to last thing in the evening.
- Before riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to experience something more stimulating.
- During selected "Aluminum Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Charming Ballerina") can't run to this ride for an hour preceeding its opening.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Darkness may be too boring for very young children.
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