Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Grip and Bale's Smokehouse
September 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're merry)
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or elbow, back, hair, or wrist complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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