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The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 2014
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 112 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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