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The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland

At right: The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland

Grip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1996
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're merry)
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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