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Grip and Bale's Smokehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Tweedledum
Grip and Bale's Smokehouse
May 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, inappropriate headgear, or brain complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Attraction veterans maintain a secret journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have been stranded on this thrill ride.
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