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The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Grip and Bale's Smokehouse
December 11, 1975
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Nobody knows what the objective of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, knee, romantic, shoulder, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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