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Indiana Jones' oil-seething photo of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse

Indiana Jones' oil-seething photo of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse

Grip and Bale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 2008
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're galactic)
Rating: Six and a third mice

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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