Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Grip and Bale's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 6:88 a.m.
Grip and Bale's Smokehouse
February 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," select Disneyland vacationers might try to experience this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent character photo area.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 68".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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