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Above: A wicked view of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in elephants
Grip and Bale's Smokehouse
July 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Grip and Bale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from October 24 until something like November 18.
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