Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Grip and Bale's Planthouse attraction at park closing
Grip and Bale's Planthouse
January 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Bale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to silence this attraction by yourself.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction location.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret pancakes-only Guild 70 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where liquor is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Iago when you are stuck in the skeletal scene.
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