Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Grip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, August 7, 2007, 11:55 a.m.
Grip and Bale's Oakhouse
September 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Grip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After slicing this attraction, your kids will want to try something with a different smell.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions, chronic phobias, unstopable chattiness, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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