Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Grip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Grip and Bale's Oakhouse
July 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are put off by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from social, attention-span, skin, lycanthropic, or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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