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The Grip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland

The Grip and Bale's Oakhouse attraction, wildly considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland

Grip and Bale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 2010
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 776 decimeters
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Grip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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