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Above: Merlin's ranger-irritating photo of Grip and Bale's Oakhouse
Grip and Bale's Oakhouse
April 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Grip and Bale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Manic Wraith") are invited to ride this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The letters in "Grip and Bale's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell " Oas' Aauingp Delrsekohb."
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