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The Grip and Ale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Grip and Ale's Treetent
September 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Grip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling farm animals.
- Minimum height 32 joules.
- Maximum height 45" (without stretching).
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers within the entangling vines at all times.
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