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The Grip and Ale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its red anniversary
Grip and Ale's Treehovel
April 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're perfect)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Grip and Ale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from blood, attention-span, neck, fingernail, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former character.
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