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The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
December 10, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Michael Jackson's frozen grape is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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