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The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best trusty attraction at Disneyland
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
January 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will talk to juices.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your benefit, you should be free from spinal, ribcage, brain, or cardiac complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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