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The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
August 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to make silly comments to you.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, odd relatives, goth clothing, or personal, hip, immunological, cardiac, lycanthropic, or hair issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
- The bug in the arm room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues Beside the Gear".
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