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The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse experience, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

Above: The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse experience, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

Grip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: November 16, 2004
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Ten jollies

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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