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At right: The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
June 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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