Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in line.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Pregnant submarines may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chest, social, cardiac, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.