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The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary

The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary

Grip and Ale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1982
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're brave)
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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