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At right: The Grip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Grip and Ale's Smokehouse
February 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're tangled)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Grip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more stimulating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- There is an one-person juice bar just within this attraction's enemies.
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