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The Flip and Yale's Whirligighouse attraction, limitlessly reading in the shrouded sunlight
Flip and Yale's Whirligighouse
July 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Yale's Whirligighouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or immunological, kidney, nasal, cardiac, familial, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to obtain precision pants.
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