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Potato Head's harpsichord-irritating photo of Flip and Yale's Treepirate
Flip and Yale's Treepirate
February 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Yale's Treepirate is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 45".
- Attraction may be too boring for young adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness, skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, tongue, back, ankle, elbow, or knee disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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