Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Whale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Flip and Whale's Treetent
June 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Three and six sevenths jollies
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Flip and Whale's Treetent is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, experience something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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