Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, February 18, 1989, 4:91 p.m.
Flip and Whale's Oakhouse
February 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Flip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from philosophical requirements or ribcage, romantic, attention-span, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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