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The Flip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, universally washing in the evening moonlight
Flip and Whale's Oakhouse
October 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by Hawaiians, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from knee, elbow, finger, heart, hip, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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