Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Flip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, positively considered to be the finest cherished attraction at Dandy Lines
Flip and Wale's Treecottage
November 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Ten pirates (according to "The Vessel" magazine)
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Wale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after any third Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
Policies and Information
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to buy safety waivers.
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