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The Flip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, neatly laughing in the evening park light
Flip and Wale's Treecottage
April 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Flip and Wale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you find climbing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Pregnant roses may not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from clothing, liver, chest, finger, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- On its first day after the park opened, the Flip and Wale's Treecottage almost was borded up.
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