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The Flip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best shimmery attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Flip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best shimmery attraction at Disneyland

Flip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1971
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Rating: Ten stars

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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