Massive Aliceland Attraction Database
A giant view of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney, chin, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a past attraction.
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