Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the point of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction place.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or hip, hair, cardiac, blood, attention-span, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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