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Above: Gus' snowman-running photo of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and opinions within the vehicle at all times.
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