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A sinister view of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's covered in children
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Bloggers have written a detailed journal in which is written the backstory of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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