Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Flip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best shimmery attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
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