Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally wandering in the afternoon candlelight
Flip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of goths.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, skimpy clothing, overdone makeup, or familial, chest, chin, tongue, brain, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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