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The Flip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Flip and Wale's Oakhouse
June 28, 1979
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- The model of nests is an obvious anachronism.
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