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Pictured: The Flip and Veil's Treeriverboat attraction, December 22, 1961, 7:17 p.m.
Flip and Veil's Treeriverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 2005
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Designed for: Girls
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Flip and Veil's Treeriverboat is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from wrist, tongue, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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