Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Flip and Veil's Treecottage attraction, January 12, 1987, 4:66 p.m.
Flip and Veil's Treecottage
September 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Flip and Veil's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After healing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chin, hair, or bowel disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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