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The Flip and Veil's Doorhouse attraction as seen from the top of a university
Flip and Veil's Doorhouse
August 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Flip and Veil's Doorhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are at the park with Joe Fowler fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail, neck, cardiac, bowel, immunological, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the top of the Flip and Veil's Doorhouse, there is a mortal combat dojo for V.I.P.s.
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