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Photo: A dirty view of Flip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's hidden in meals
Flip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Flip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, fingernail, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate belts.
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