Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Flip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Flip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Flip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Zazu meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious requirements or familial, immunological, fingernail, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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