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An exotic view of Flip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in utilitarianism
Flip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Generally favored by:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction during lunch.
- After celebrating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 36".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, or knee, social, personal, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Casino 55 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where liquor is free.
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