Massive Hermanland Attraction Database
Pluto's watcher-elevating photo of Flip and Tail's Smokehouse
Flip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Flip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Hermanland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times.
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