Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Flip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Flip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail, knee, skin, familial, bowel, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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