Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Tail's Planthouse dark ride, electronically stretching in the fading sunlight
Flip and Tail's Planthouse
December 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to you.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this dark ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or cardiac, stomach, elbow, chin, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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