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A nonsensical view of Flip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog

A nonsensical view of Flip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog

Flip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 3, 2013
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 96 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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