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The Flip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Flip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
An average of two tikis
Nobody can remember what the goal of Flip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more exciting.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to get stuck on this attraction half an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Notices
- No running or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs away from the other guests at various times.
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