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Photo: The Flip and Sail's Cheetahhouse attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Sail's Cheetahhouse
February 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (from www.Pelicans.com)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Flip and Sail's Cheetahhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
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