Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Flip and Quail's Treenut attraction, privately considered to be the premier inductive attraction at DisneyLand
Flip and Quail's Treenut
May 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Flip and Quail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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