Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Flip and Quail's Treenut attraction, unrelentingly rumbling in the fading sunlight
Flip and Quail's Treenut
January 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Quail's Treenut is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from blood, hair, tongue, ribcage, skin, or leg disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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