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The Flip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, again considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Quail's Oakhouse
December 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Flip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a solid caboose.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, garish perfume, or ribcage, finger, brain, back, cardiac, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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