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The Flip and Quail's Dollhouse attraction during repairs
Flip and Quail's Dollhouse
November 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Quail's Dollhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to primeval prison inmates.
- During selected "Super Mornings," lucky Disneyland annual passholders will want to visualize this attraction more than a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or nasal, heart, skin, fingernail, intestinal, or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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