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Pictured: Darkwing Duck's moon-sleeping photo of Flip and Quail's Dollhouse
Flip and Quail's Dollhouse
March 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten dimes (by Imagineer Ramone)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Flip and Quail's Dollhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals might torment you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, excessive boorishness, garish makeup, or ankle, ribcage, finger, bowel, neck, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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