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The Flip and Pale's Treehut attraction at dusk
Flip and Pale's Treehut
September 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Pale's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or chest or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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